Casinos

My hubby and I have a lot of fun playing casino games. Sometimes we play on our own and sometimes we play together to see how we do. It’s hard for us to get up to the casinos now since we have a two year old daughter. So, playing our favorite games at an internet casino is a great way to still have fun without leaving our house. Each of us have our favorite games and have fun playing all the different games, especially when we win. It’s easy to get started and start playing and have fun whenever you want just like we do.

Wooded Ravine

One fine day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search of his ball. The brush is quite thick, but Jim searches diligently and suddenly he spots something shiny. As he gets closer, he realizes that the shiny object is in fact an 8-iron in the hands of a skeleton lying near an old golf ball.

Jim calls out to his golfing partner in an agitated voice, "Hey Bob, come here, I got trouble down here."

Bob comes running over to the edge of the ravine and calls out, "What's the matter Jim?"

Jim shouts back, "Throw me my 7-iron! You can't get out of here with an 8-iron."

Happy Wednesday

"We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can fly only by embracing each other."
-lucian de crescenzo
Sent in by Jodi

"I never had better friends than the friends I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?" -Stand By Me
Sent in by Pollak

Since we met its been you and I, a tear for a tear baby eye for an eye and u know that my heart gonnna cry if you leave me lonely cuz u not just my friend your my homie
-Jarule...Put it on me

Put it on me if this was our world,it would be all yours babbyy
Sent by josh

The contemplative routine

The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen converting the electrical service from overhead lines to buried cable. Mother Superior called the electric company's complaint department to ask for help.

"The profanity these men use constantly is unsuitable for our community. You must make them stop cursing so much.", said the nun.

"Very well, sister. But you must make allowances for their habits. Even when they are trying to be tactful, they will still tend to call a spade a spade.", said the company spokeswoman.

Mother superior then observed, "I think the term they actually use is 'f**king shovel'".

Keep Your Photo

A soldier serving overseas far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote to break off their engagement and ask for her photograph back.

He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together, and sent them back with a note saying, "I regret that I cannot remember which one you are. Please keep your photo and return the others."

All gone

I was craving for some ice cream tonight. But when I open the freezer, there's nothing left for me. My hubby told me that he finished it last night. I forgot to tell him to buy me one when he went to the store earlier. Now I munch some cookies with our daughter. Hopefully this will not make her hyper because I will go to bed after this. Hubby said he will watch our daughter tonight and I can go to bed.

Tuesday? How can it be only Tuesday?

Men spend their lives in anticipations,—in determining to be vastly happy at some period when they have time. But the present time has one advantage over every other—it is our own. Past opportunities are gone, future have not come. We may lay in a stock of pleasures, as we would lay in a stock of wine; but if we defer the tasting of them too long, we shall find that both are soured by age.
Charles Caleb Colton

Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

The chances are that you have already come to believe that happiness is unattainable. But men have attained it. And they have attained it by realising that happiness does not spring from the procuring of physical or mental pleasure, but from the development of reason and the adjustment of conduct to principles.
from How to Live on 24 Hours a Day, by Arnold Bennett

Almost fall asleep

I almost fall asleep until I hear my cellphone ring. It's one of my friends, we talked for over hours. It took me two hours to put our daughter to her nap. Good thing I didn't wake up my daughter with my loud voice.